The Five Star Hangover!

One Star Hangover (*)No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your ass is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'Floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'Floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...

Adults who act like children.

It's the law of order: Your born, your a child, your a teenager, then you're an adult.

As we grow older we learn new things, new lessons, new strengths. As we grow older the lessons we have learned should help us become wiser, more aware and stronger.

I can't tell you how frustrating it is for me to sit and watch people stay idle. They physically get older but still act like a child. Fits and tantrums are the norm for them.

I have met a few in this last year of my life that have thrown me for a total loop. I take pride in being strong within myself and working hard to please myself and not worry about what others think. I don't worry about who likes me or who doesn't like me or what I was or was not invited too. It to be honest is not all that important to want to be liked by everyone. Not everyone we meet we are going to like in life. I know I am a good person and mean well and most everyones else does too.

But please to those out there that think they for some reason think that everyone ALWAYS attacks them and always wonders why they seem like the third wheel. Maybe it isn't them, maybe it's YOU. Have you ever taken your own inventory? Have you ever taken note of how you interact with people. SOmetimes acting like a total know-it-all isn't the best course of action. It turns people off, or seeming to judgemental. Go with the flow....